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piper hire |
complete with kilt & day dress | £100.00 | plus travel |
piper hire |
complete with full highland dress | £150.00 | plus travel |
top notch piper hire |
n/a MP3 1.57MB |
£200.00 | plus travel |
mini pipe band |
complete with day dress
MP3 1.27 |
£700.00 | plus travel |
full pipe band |
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{10 min} MP3 1.63 MB |
£1200.00 | plus travel | 1.6 MB
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Banbury 1st place 2002 Grade 3 | MP3 1.6 MB New |
now taking bookings for Burns night
here or some links for ideas
BURNS
NIGHT TRADITIONS The
Bard
Planning
a burns night
E-mail:
P/M@10th.org
One of his less well known works
ODE TO A FART
Oh
what a sleekit horrible beastie lurks in yer belly efter a feastie Jist as yae sit doon among yer kin there starts tae stir an enormous din |
God
almighty it fairly reeks hope a hiv'ny shat ma breeks tae the bog i better scurry awe whit the hell "it's no ma worry" |
The neeps
n tatties n mushy peas |
A'bodys
roon aboot me chokin wan or two are nearly boakin I'll feel better fur a while cannie help but raise a smile |
nae
matter wit the hell ye dae a'bodies gaun tae hiv tae pay i'ts like a bullit oot ay a rifle |
"wis
him"shout the accusin glower alas too late"he's jist keeled ower" "ye dirty bugger" they shout and stare a dinnae feel welcome any mair |
haud
yer bum tight intae the chair tae try an stop the leakin air shifty yersel fae cheek tae cheek n prey tae God it disney reek |
where
ere ye be let yer wind go free sounds like jist the job fur me whit afuss at Rabbies party ower the sake o ane wee farty. |
but
awe yer efforts gang asunder oot it comes like a clap o thunder ricochets aroon the room michty me "a sonic boom" |
updated 25 Nov 2004